Freaked out by anti-smoking campaigns? No need to worry, here are a few alternatives to quitting smoking.
- not living in a large, polluted city like Los Angeles
- walking instead of using a car (unless you live in a polluted city, like Pittsburgh)
- not emitting otherwise bad smalls (⇒ brush your teeth)
- staying off pharmaceuticals that reduce your life span
- not working in a coal or copper mine
- not working at all
- not trying to reach a pervertedly old age
Follow these instructions and keep being one happy smoker!