Do you masturbate in front of your computer?

September 3, 2010
statistic: Do you masturbate in front of your computer?

Shocking! What do women do with all their spare time?

Women seem to masturbate online only professionally. Men also spend a lot of time scratching their pecker professionally, but they don't get paid for it.

These numbers show, how much of their lifetime men spend spanking their monkey:

 statistic: time spent masturbating

All in all, research has shown that an average male human (life expectancy: 78 years) spends 8145 hours of his life rubbing his penis (76 hours of which are combined with sticking a finger up the rear). This equates to 339 days of pumping banana, so almost one full year of wanking.
If you consider that we spend about 21 years of our life sleeping it's still a lot of time. Me, I prefer stroking the fireman to sleeping.

Let's combine the masturbation time with other activities:

ratio wanking sleeping

How women compensate the time they do not masturbate before computer screens remains a mystery. Shopping maybe. Not that it matters because it would be  just another way to waste your time.

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